Dumb Things I See

Web Site Main Ingredients: Dumb, Stupid and off the Wall

"I've been using sobriety as a crutch, My life is shit!"
"Call the Pentagon, the four sided building with an 'extra' wall".
"How to find a needle in a haystack. Burn it down and run a magnet over it"
"This ain't my first dog at the Pony show".
Donald Trump wants to take away our cheese shredder and make us grate again?
St Pete: Can you laugh at yourself? Me: Let me tell you story about how I got here!
Sometimes you need a gallon of "shock it" in the gene pool!
It's hard to have a movement without a asshole!
What if we lived in a world with no friction or gravity
Why won't the stop sign turn green already?
I'm pretty sure my last words will be "Oh Shit!, that didn't go as planned
What is the difference between patience and not giving a shit?
If you cut the balls of a dog is it now a female or sissy boy!